Jonathan: … lamb? 4/4 – the second of this year’s two ‘pet’ lambs has lost interest in the Grampian Mix feed I put down for him and his half-brothers each morning. The poor confused boy!: Since he was born he’s thought he was a dog, a cat, a human, a hen, a lamb – but now he thinks he’s a goose. What a sight they are: the little black sheep with two white geese, one either side of him, heads together quietly tucking in to the little pile of whole wheat I put down for the pair of geese. I’d take a photo – but it’s still dark when this is going on. The other wedders look up from their Grampian Mix with an expression of utter disbelief.